7.22.2023 - Airplane Mode

7.22.2023
Airplane Mode

Things I wish I could look up sitting on the runway with my phone on airplane mode.

Picture it-
Denver, Colorado, the Now-Times

Why do people think they're pulling a trick on the airplane and think that will end well for them?
Why do some people start off the rails, like right away?
Yelling at a flight attendant should not be your opening move.
You are not "better" because you have a different job, Barbara,
These are not "lower classed workers" your cash register ass could Never...
Okay, I'm sorry but travel makes me fractious.
I am a fire tornado of anxiety and autism,
I feel my eyes sting and wonder if I'll cry.
Probably not, although I still hope no one sees.
Sees my round rabbit fright eyes,
Notices my too-pink cheeks, harlots blush.
This is my aisle,
I own this row like a dragon.
This gate I keep until they change it,
Then we all sprint to the other terminal,
And start all over again.
Takeoff.
Landing.
Whee!